 Laney the Laughable
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| Base Stats
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| Health:
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131
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| Stamina:
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176
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| Attack:
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25
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| Defense:
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27
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| Accuracy:
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17
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| Evasion:
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45
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| Effects:
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Exuding Charisma
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| Cost and Requirements:
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90
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| Organization/s:
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The Camelry
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| Bio:
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| Accused of stealing WiFi, Jackie was hunted down in her native land by an oppressive regime. She tried to flee in her car, but only made it so far. They tossed two stunt dummies out of a helicopter to throw her driving off, then charged her with two hit-and-runs because she didn't let the falling crash test dummies stop her. When they finally caught up to her, there was a sparkling grape bottle in the car. They additionally charged her with DUI, even though there was no alcohol and she was plainly not drunk. After a year of being abducted and put through absolute torment, she was able to manipulate some papers to get transferred to Camelorum. However, her old nemesis discovered this and sent a task force after her. She decided to do everyone a favor and escape from Camelorum, sparing that much-nicer facility the grief of her enemies having reason to visit. Upon escaping Camelorum, Jackie joined a circus and was reincarnated as Laney the Laughable - a clown with amazing show abilities and even better fighting skills. She was later recruited to the Camelry by Lightning Hobo to help defeat Xiboruty and save Dromedary Heights, and proved instrumental in allowing Carly and Emily to also eventually join the Camelry. While her original wanted to retire, her Percolated xerox agrees to work with SHIELD to save Earth-12131.
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| Have Some Pie!
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Limbo Like a Bimbo Level 2
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| Stamina Cost:
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10%
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Stamina Cost:
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20%
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| Target:
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One Enemy
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Target:
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One Enemy
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| Total Damage:
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n/a
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Total Damage:
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n/a
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| Cooldown:
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N/A
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Cooldown:
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N/A
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| # of Hits:
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1
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# of Hits:
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2
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| Hit/Critical:
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64%/56%
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Hit/Critical:
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60%/40%
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| Type:
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Ranged
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Type:
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Melee
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Special Properties
Get 'Em While They Last
One Enemy
Sticky
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One Enemy
Distraction
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| Bad Temper Bob Level 6
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Elephant in the Room Level 9
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| Stamina Cost:
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15%
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Stamina Cost:
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50%
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| Target:
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One Enemy
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Target:
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All Enemies
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| Total Damage:
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n/a
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Total Damage:
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n/a
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| Cooldown:
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1 round
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Cooldown:
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3 rounds
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| # of Hits:
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1
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# of Hits:
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12
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| Hit/Critical:
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70%/65%
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Hit/Critical:
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96%/87%
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| Type:
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Ranged Explosive
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Type:
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Summon
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Aren't these dolls just cute???
One Enemy
Burning
All Enemies
Shrapnel Bleeding
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Actually, a whole stampede of them.
All Enemies
Pain Pressure Points Slowed Disoriented
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