So the flaming post, probably one of the most underwhelming 64 gold weapons, seems like some sort of reference to all the whining and raeg that sometimes strikes PD's MAA forums. I'm a bit bored so I'm trying to see if I can make it worth the price...
Flame War: Chance to counter single target and area attacks (50%)
-Applies Soulfire on attacks.
Whine on the forums: (Passive - 20%)
-Chance to nerf an enemy after an attack.
-Triggers once per round.
Against the Rules: (10%)
-Chance to get Banned after use.
(Banned: Chance to lose a turn. / Same as Incapacitated, cannot be prevented with relentless e-iso)